To whom do fish go to borrow money?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why are baseball games at night?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?