What's the saddest part of the week?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What shape has a knighthood?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Where do frogs keep their money?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Where do polar bears vote?