What did the paper say to the pencil?

A book just fell on my head.

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What's black and white and red all over?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?