What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
How does a penguin build its house?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why can't Cinderella⢠play soccer?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Can February March?
What fairy loves to count?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
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