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An elephant.
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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
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What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What is a table you can eat?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you give a sick lemon?
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