What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

How do you compliment a cat?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Why do cows go to New York?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

Where do snowmen go to dance?