Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What do you call an Irish spider?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What did the bread do on vacation?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?