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What is the best type of science to study with your family?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Why are cats good at playing video games?