What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Which cats love to be petted?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Where do surfers go to school?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

My leaf blower doesn't work.