Why was the math book sad?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Where does breakfast live?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why was the fabric always laughing?