Why do all the planets get along?
They have a universal understanding.
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why couldn't the McNuggetsÂŽ cross the road?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What song does Tarzan⢠sing at Christmas?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
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