What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

How do amoebas make calls?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?