Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?