What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

It's allergy season again?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?