Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
It was one smart cookie.
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
It's allergy season again?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
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