How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Which subject has two parts?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What animals make the best students?

How does a squid go into battle?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Two silkworms got in a fight.