How did the toad die?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What is the most faithful insect?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Which family member has tusks?

What's the richest basketball team?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?