Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What fish sings the best?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?