Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
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