Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
What game do bats excel at?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
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