Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
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