Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
Where do books sleep?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
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