Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What day do hands always go to church?