What did the paper say to the pencil?
Write on!
What shape is bad at driving?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why are cowboys always religious?
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