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Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why don't wolves like fast food?