What is blue and not heavy?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

When does a horse talk?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Where do kittens go to school?