Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
They're a total rip-off.
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What is blue and not heavy?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
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