Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
They're a total rip-off.
What tree has the most bark?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
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