Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?