What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What do you call a snowman's dog?