What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What do you call an old snowman?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Why was the fabric always laughing?