I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What country has the most fish?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?