Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

How does a barber get to work?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What kind of dog chases anything red?