What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

How did the tree feel in spring?