What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What do jokesters study in college?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What's a forklift?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What do goats and moms have in common?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?