What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

How do you grill cheese?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?