Why was the bee sad?

Why are books always so angry?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Why do math teachers love March?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?