Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?