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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why are baseball games at night?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What's a horse's favorite car?

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Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

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Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?