What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Which computer won the talent show?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Where does breakfast live?

What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?