Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Which family member has tusks?

Why do plants hate algebra?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What season begins with a thud?

What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What is a spider's favorite book?