Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What do cats wear to work?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What do you call a short cow?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What do you call a happy cowboy?