Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Can February March?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?