Why did the computer run out of money?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What games do ants play with elephants?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.