What kind of pole is short and floppy?

A book just fell on my head.

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What table can you never sit at?

Which elf is the best singer?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What cartoon character loves insects?