Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?