How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Families are like fudge.

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?