What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What animal likes to party the most?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?