Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What's the opposite of irony?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Where do you take sick ponies?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?