Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Because they deal with fee-lines.
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
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