What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?