Why did the bulldog have an accent?
He was French!
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What season begins with a thud?
What is a king's favorite weather?
How do you grill cheese?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
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