Why do owls make lousy reporters?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?