Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What color are all the books in the library?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?