Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Do dads always snore?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?