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What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?