What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?