What do you give a sick lemon?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

Where do termites go camping?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?