What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?