Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

How are teens like cats?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What tea do footballers drink?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?