Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What is blue and not heavy?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?