What do sheep say when they're in love?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What do you call an artistic dog?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?