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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?