Why can't you trust a pig?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What fish only swims at night?

Why are baseball games at night?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Which relative loves rice?

Why are ghosts always single?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What utensil does water use to eat?