What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
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