Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What do elves learn in school?

What do you call an angry monkey?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why are books always so angry?