Where does food go to take a nap?
A rest-aurant.
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What is the coolest country?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!