What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?