Where does food go to take a nap?
A rest-aurant.
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
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