Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?