Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?