What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

How do you spot a modern spider?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why was the mime upset?