What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

How do you measure a millennial?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?