What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What's the noisiest food?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Where do hands go on vacation?