Why do moms make good vintners?
Because they deal with a lot of whine.
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What school subject really rocks?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
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