Why do moms make good vintners?
Because they deal with a lot of whine.
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What is another name for a cow?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why are ghosts always single?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Which insect is the smartest?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
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