What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Which family member has tusks?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What is the most adorable season?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?