What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What do you call a pile of cats?