What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What event do spiders love to attend?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?