Why did the cow cross the road?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why do kids love theater classes?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

How does a taco bless the table?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What did the ocean say to the beach?