What do math teachers eat?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?