Why are English teachers so smart?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Where do surfers go to school?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

What bee is good for your health?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?