What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

How do you get straight A's?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What table can you never sit at?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?