What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What car always breaks the rules?