What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
It was a-salted.
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why was the dog overweight?
Where are average things manufactured?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Can February March?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
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