What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
It was a-salted.
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What does a dog say before eating?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
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