What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Which relative loves rice?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?