What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

How is life like toilet paper?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What do pigs do over the summer?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?