What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
It was a-salted.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Which relative loves rice?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
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