What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What do bees say in the summer?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?