What's the noisiest food?

What is a table you can eat?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?