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Why did the peach come home from work early?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Someone stole all my lamps.

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Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

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What kind of monkey flies to school?

Why are baseball games at night?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?