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What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

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Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

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