What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

How does a barber get to work?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?