What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?