What vegetables do librarians like?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What's black and white and red all over?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What's the holiest insect?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

How do you make a bandstand?