Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What's the noisiest food?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What shape is bad at driving?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?