Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What building always gets stains on it?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What horn never makes a sound?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?