Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice.
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
How do you get straight A's?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
How can you farm during the winter?
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