Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice.
Why was the horse so happy?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What shape has a knighthood?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why are grandkids so great?
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