Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why are cause and effect so close?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What do you call an animal pop star?

A book just fell on my head.

Why did the cell phone lose his job?