Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice.
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why are goats so funny?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Which dogs love to study science?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
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