How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why is a computer so smart?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why was the bud so shy?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Why do cows like being told jokes?