How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why are grandkids so great?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Which bird would make a great farmer?