What do you call a cow with two legs?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

How does one gelatin greet another?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What's the ocean's favorite song?