Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

How do birds threaten one another?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What car always breaks the rules?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?