What's a bee's favorite novel?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Why did the tomato turn red?

How does a sidewalk address a question?