How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Which state has the best streets?

Why do librarians never make plans?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why are goats so funny?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?