Do you have the best ceiling?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What is the most attractive fruit?

When do cows get tired?

What's the holiest insect?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?