What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Where do kittens go to school?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What's the most athletic footwear?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What's a forklift?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Who is a house's favorite band?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What was the first animal in space?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?