What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What shape has a knighthood?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?