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Happy Valen-swine's Day!
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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
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If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
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Why was the storm actually calm?
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