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Happy Valen-swine's Day!
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When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
When does a horse talk?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
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Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
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