Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What's the loudest sport?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

I broke my finger!

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why was the math book sad?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Where do hamsters come from?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?