What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What do fish use for glasses?

How do you know bees have allergies?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What's the loudest sport?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Which family member has tusks?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?