What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

What animal should you never play poker with?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

How do you get kids to do something?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?