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What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Where do frogs keep their money?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What do you call a sad latte?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?