Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Where are average things manufactured?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What is the most attractive fruit?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?