Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Which former US President was always cold?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?