Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?