What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
They are banana split.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Where does a camper keep his money?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why is summer always sad?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
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