What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
They are banana split.
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
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