What's a priest's favorite food?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

How much does freedom weigh?

I'm not a bad putter.

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?