Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What is another name for a cow?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

Why are baseball games at night?

Where do surfers go to school?