Why did the gardener bury all his money?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What do you call an angry monkey?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Which parent knows if you are running late?