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How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Which elf is the best singer?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What do you call a magical reptile?

What do you find at the end of everything?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?