Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?