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Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Where does cheese invest its money?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What did the paper say to the pencil?