What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Why are all priests fit?

Why was the broom late for school?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Which music festival was full of lumber?