What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What is the wealthiest fish?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What's the slowest 5k?

What does the sun drink out of?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?